I think the neighbors heard me laugh
one time this dude was being stupid so i said
“well you can’t spell stupid without u”
and he got really angry and shouted
“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”
and i just stared at him for a rly long time
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
trying to get your friends to watch a show you like
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now